Heartfelt Thanksgiving Wishes for Your boyfriend the consultant. Funny

Happy Thanksgiving, my amazing consultant boyfriend! I'm so thankful for you – you're the only person I know who can make spreadsheets exciting (almost!). Seriously though, I'm incredibly grateful for your wit, your wisdom (even when you're trying to explain complex algorithms over turkey dinner), and your unwavering ability to fix anything – from a broken appliance to my slightly-off-kilter optimism. May your Thanksgiving be filled with delicious food, hilarious family moments, and zero client calls. I love you!

"Happy Thanksgiving, Boyfriend! I hope you're not too stuffed from all the pre-meal snacking as a consultant, you're probably used to crunching numbers, but I'm sure you're in for a real feast today! As you sit down to eat with loved ones, take a moment to be grateful for all the things that bring you joy - and also for the fact that you get to work from home in your PJs on Black Friday. Cheers to a day of turkey, family, and not having to wear a tie!"