Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your boyfriend the consultant. Funny

My dearest Boyfriend, the newly minted Consultant! Congratulations on graduating! I knew you were brilliant, but I didn't realize you were *this* brilliant – brilliant enough to escape the clutches of school and enter the exciting world of... spreadsheets? Just kidding (mostly). Seriously though, huge congrats! I can't wait to see all the amazing things you'll accomplish now that you've finally traded textbooks for… well, probably more textbooks, but at least they're *your* choice now. Enjoy this amazing achievement, and prepare for a celebratory dinner – on me, of course! You deserve it!

"Dear Boyfriend, Huge congratulations to you on making it out alive (and with decent grades) from school! As a seasoned consultant, you must be used to high stakes and high drama, but this is different. You've actually got to put up with algebra for years instead of PowerPoint slides. Just kidding! You've accomplished something amazing, and I'm honored to celebrate with you! You're one step closer to taking over the world... or at least my coffee budget. Cheers!"