Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your boyfriend the consultant. Funny

My dearest Boyfriend, So, you're finally hanging up your consultant hat? No more power lunches, endless spreadsheets, or pretending to understand jargon you made up yourself! Congratulations on your retirement! I can't wait for the era of "Netflix and chill" to truly begin – although I suspect you'll find replacing client meetings with golfing buddies is surprisingly similar. Seriously though, huge congrats! Enjoy this well-deserved break; you've earned the right to shout "next!" at any task that vaguely resembles work. Here's to many happy, unproductive years ahead!

Dear Boyfriend, It's time to retire from being bossed around by consultants like me! Congratulations on this momentous occasion, my client-turned-life-partner! After decades of providing sage advice to entrepreneurs, it's your turn to enjoy the freedom to dog-ear any book you want and never hear the words "synergy" or "disruption" without cringing. May your tropes remain untarnished and your bingo nights unaffected. Here's to a well-deserved celebration – and hopefully, a gentler takeover of our living room. Wishing you the art of relaxation.