Heartfelt Happy Birthday Wishes for Your boyfriend the consultant. Funny

Happy birthday to the most brilliant consultant I know (and yes, that's a subjective assessment based entirely on my biased love for you)! Another year older, another year wiser, another year closer to finally understanding the mysteries of the universe…or at least of successfully assembling IKEA furniture without needing an advanced degree in engineering. May your day be filled with cake (preferably the kind with extra frosting), laughter that shakes the very foundations of your superbly organized filing system, and absolutely zero client calls. Enjoy your special day, you magnificent, slightly nerdy, incredibly lovable goofball!

"Happy Birthday, Consultant Extraordinaire! Another year, another round of experts telling you why you're wrong, but we love you anyway. Here's to another year of spinning advice in circles and making everyone rich through your brilliant ideas! Cheers to you, dear Boyfriend, may all your birthday wishes magically become client requests"