Heartfelt Happy Anniversary Wishes for Your boyfriend the consultant. Funny

Happy Anniversary to my amazing consultant boyfriend! Another year of surviving my questionable life choices – you're officially a saint (or at least, a very patient consultant who can handle complex problems, like me!). I knew you were brilliant when you deciphered the instruction manual for my new blender, but I never imagined you'd still be putting up with me after all this time. Here's to many more years of laughs, slightly burnt dinners, and you patiently explaining things to me that should be self-explanatory (apparently, not so much!). I love you!

"Dear Boyfriend the Consultant, Happy Anniversary! I hope you've managed to consultant-ize your way around marriage for another year, and that the grades you're giving each other have improved significantly! In all seriousness, it's a remarkable achievement to have made it this far, and I'm honored to celebrate with you. Here's to many more years of love, laughter, and perfect autocorrects! Cheers to the bravest consultant husband in the world, one who's managed to tame the chaos of marriage and consultant work in one swoop. Wishing you many more blissful years, in and out of the office."