Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your boyfriend the businessman. Funny

My dearest Boyfriend, the soon-to-be-businessman extraordinaire! Congratulations on graduating! I knew you were smart, but I didn't realize you were *this* smart – smart enough to escape the clutches of high school and into the thrilling world of spreadsheets and power lunches. Prepare yourself for a life less ordinary (and significantly less sleep-deprived than finals week). I'm incredibly proud of your accomplishment and can't wait to see all the (hopefully legal) mischief you'll get into as a successful businessman. Here's to many years of celebrating your triumphs (and maybe a few celebratory naps). Cheers to graduation!

"Huge congratulations to my business-savvy boyfriend on his school graduation! I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact that you made it through school or that you still managed to land a decent business deal on the side. Either way, I'm one proud girlfriend. Now that you've got your degree, I expect you to use it to make me a millionaire (or at least pay off our student loans). Cheers to this new chapter in your life!"